02 9 / 2014

abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

(Source: buckyismyhero, via jennstarkid)

02 9 / 2014

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

thrandilf:

snapchats from agent maria hill

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01 9 / 2014

piecroftandlestroodle:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

cats actually scared me but I had to reblog this just for the cat hanstand

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31 8 / 2014

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

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31 8 / 2014

then-it-fell-apart:

then-it-fell-apart:

i think feminism is really great and important but some people on this website use it as an excuse to be absolute dickwads to boys and it seems like they are striving for dominance, not equality. 

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i am a 16 year old girl 

(via guy)

31 8 / 2014

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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30 8 / 2014

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

(Source: bratbrain, via jennstarkid)

30 8 / 2014

booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

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